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Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:54 AM

This would be hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that it is true! :rolleyes:

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SNEAK CITY VIEWS – “If you stand over here and lean a bit to the left you can just see the city buildings”

SALE BY NEGOTIATION – “I don’t have a clue what its worth and I am hoping you can tell me”

PRICE ON APPLICATION – “The owner wants too much and if I tell you the price you will not call”

FOR THE GARDENING ENTHUSIAST – Out of control jungle

OWNER KEEN TO SELL – “The place has been tarted up and if we sell it quickly enough the cracks won’t start to appear until after settlement”

LOVELY HOMELY FEEL – “Vey small house”

A WEALTH OF PERIOD FEATURES – Dry rot, rising damp and rubber wiring”

SECURITY SYSTEM – “Rough neighbourhood”

WELL POSITIONED – “See all the neighbours”

UNUSUAL FEATURES – “Owners have bad taste but I didn’t want to tell them”

MOTIVATED SELLER – “The place has been on the market for too long and my listing is about to run out”

OFFERS OVER…… - “They want heaps more than that but at least I got your attention”



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Posted 26 August 2011 - 05:45 AM

LOL... As a Realtor my self I must say that this is only partially true. LOL... It is funny though, what some agents will say or do just to get a house sold.
If you ever need an agent in Houston that won't give you the run-around. You should contact me!
Or check out my site...
http://www.greenreal...m/index.php/buy
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 06:08 AM

View PostJasonG, on 26 August 2011 - 05:45 AM, said:

LOL... As a Realtor my self I must say that this is only partially true. LOL... It is funny though, what some agents will say or do just to get a house sold.
If you ever need an agent in Houston that won't give you the run-around. You should contact me!

Do business with someone that said LOL?

ahahahahahahahaha

Yeah right.
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Posted 04 September 2011 - 11:58 AM

View Posttor, on 26 August 2011 - 06:08 AM, said:

Do business with someone that said LOL?

ahahahahahahahaha

Yeah right.


Some of the new wannabe REAs are young tor.


Perhaps it will be a new advertising strategy. 450k - LOL
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Posted 04 September 2011 - 11:03 PM

View Posttor, on 26 August 2011 - 06:08 AM, said:

Do business with someone that said LOL?

ahahahahahahahaha

Yeah right.


I wouldn't really want to do business with someone that says LOL either...but I didn't say it, I used it in text...
OMG get it right :)
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Posted 04 September 2011 - 11:48 PM

View PostJasonG, on 04 September 2011 - 11:03 PM, said:

I wouldn't really want to do business with someone that says LOL either...but I didn't say it, I used it in text...
OMG get it right :)

hehehe
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Posted 05 September 2011 - 08:29 AM

View Posttor, on 04 September 2011 - 11:48 PM, said:

hehehe



OMG is better still.



450k - OMG!!!
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